I was dating a red-head once, no red-hair, just a red-head. I was living with a girl for eight months, until she found out I was living with her (or ".until she found out I was there.") It's called "I Can't Get Over You til You Get Out From Under Him." What happened to airplane attendants being cute? What the hell happened to that? Them girls were so ugly they would make Ray Charles flinch. When she was in a good mood it was blue and when she was in a bad mood it made a red mark upside my dad's head. One year my dad bought my mom a mood ring. Then he gets off at the exits and we're back to green flag racing! I lost 10 pounds and my driver's license.Įver drive down the highway and a policeman gets up behind you? Then everybody goes two by two behind him. I'm on that diet where you eat vegetables and drink wine. I come home, she was like, "want some of this right here." i go, "No, look what it did to your underbritches over there." I had a girl put on crotchless britches for my birthday one time. I was reading the paper the other day because my neighbor got up late.
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